america's cutest

//maker of bad art/female/23//

loand-behold:

cool pics from last night

ft. dillvers tawny

pebbs and merk

somehow I look like sloth from goonies in the last picture. it’s my true essence.
taylor found this by googling sexy iceberg.

accurate.

taylor found this by googling sexy iceberg.

accurate.

Anonymous asked: u are such a babe

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important funerary instructions. if i die an untimely death i expect everyone to follow protocol. 
one day i will open an alternative funeral home where you can be in a piñata so everyone has fun.

important funerary instructions. if i die an untimely death i expect everyone to follow protocol. 

one day i will open an alternative funeral home where you can be in a piñata so everyone has fun.

a creature. 

her boobs are her udders. just pretend that. 

potential merkindise.

a creature.

her boobs are her udders. just pretend that.

potential merkindise.

don’t.


unless you are using a balloon pump. 

your peen is floating now. you have a boner for a minute. you wave goodbye to your friend as he floats off into the sky. you call your doctor.

don’t.

unless you are using a balloon pump. your peen is floating now. you have a boner for a minute. you wave goodbye to your friend as he floats off into the sky. you call your doctor.
i ate shit on a moped and now i am very bandaged and cannot walk
life is ruff.
on the bright side the ER is very cheap and quick in korčula.

i ate shit on a moped and now i am very bandaged and cannot walk

life is ruff.

on the bright side the ER is very cheap and quick in korčula.

dancing with some buddies